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S1E2: The Truth About Poop

Written by AYSM on . Posted in Season 1.

Laugh, Learn, and Appreciate Life’s Stinkiest Universal Truth

In Season 1, Episode 2 of Are You Sh!#ting Me?, co-hosts Aaron and Brett tackle a topic we all share but rarely talk about: poop. From historical oddities to cutting-edge science, this episode is full of crappy surprises that are guaranteed to make you laugh, gag, and maybe even appreciate your morning routine a little more.

Fun Poop Facts You Didn’t Know (Until Now)

Think poop is just digested food? Think again. This episode uncovers the bizarre truths behind what’s in your stool, and the results might surprise you:

  • Mostly Bacteria, Not Food: Up to 80% of poop is bacteria! It also contains indigestible plant matter like cellulose (yes, that’s why you see corn).
  • A Viking Turd: Archaeologists unearthed a 9th-century poop weighing in at eight inches long and two inches wide. Talk about leaving a mark in history!
  • Neil Armstrong’s Lunar Legacy: There are four bags of human poop left on the moon. Imagine explaining that artifact in a future museum!

A Record-Breaking History of Poop

Some people just can’t help making a splash. Brett and Aaron recount some legendary poop tales, including:

  • The 26-Foot Poop Hoax: Rumored to have been set in a bowling alley, this story may have been debunked, but it remains an internet legend.
  • Mount Everest’s Human Waste Problem: Each season, climbers leave behind 17,000 pounds of poop, creating a rather unpleasant obstacle for Sherpas tasked with cleanup.
  • Panda Poo Power: Pandas poop 50 pounds daily due to their bamboo-rich diet, and they average about 40 “deposits” per day. Who knew these cuddly creatures were so productive?

The Cutting Edge of Waste Management

Aaron and Brett explore poop’s potential in science and sustainability, from ancient inventions to futuristic designs:

  • Bill Gates’ Poop Water: A fascinating invention that processes human waste into drinkable water, showcasing innovation in global sanitation.
  • Space Station Toilets: NASA’s high-tech solutions to waste management include turning astronaut pee into clean, drinkable water (cue: “Today’s coffee is tomorrow’s coffee”).
  • The Thomas Crapper Myth: Learn why the inventor of the modern flushing toilet gets more credit than he deserves, but has a pretty unforgettable name.

This Episode’s Brew: Johnny Barley Wine

As always, Aaron and Brett pair their poop talk with a craft beer. This episode features Johnny Barley Wine from Solemn Oath Brewery. This 15% ABV monster brings caramel, hops, and a malty kick, making it the perfect companion for deep dives into bathroom history. Who says poop facts and good beer can’t go together?

Join the Conversation!

Poop euphemisms, legendary toilets, or tales of notable bathroom experiences—we want to hear it all! Here’s how you can engage:

  • Share your funniest or weirdest poop-related stories with us on Instagram or Facebook.
  • Got a favorite euphemism for using the bathroom? Tell us! (Our current favorites: “dropping the kids off at the pool” and “pinching a loaf.”)
  • Ever seen an unusual or historical toilet? Snap a pic and tag us!

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Thanks for joining us on this educational sh*tshow. Until next time, cheers to a cleaner wipe and a better bidet!