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S1E1: U.S. History Myths: George Washington’s Teeth and Other Shocking Truths

Written by AYSM on . Posted in Season 1.

History Meets Humor

In the very first episode of Are You Sh!#ting Me?, co-hosts Aaron and Brett dive headfirst into the murky waters of U.S. history—debunking myths, exploring the bizarre, and sipping on a rich, bourbon barrel-aged stout while doing it.

This isn’t your grade school history lesson. From George Washington’s teeth to Wild West misconceptions, get ready to rethink everything you thought you knew about America.

Revolutionary Revelations

Think you know the real story behind the cherry tree? Or believe cowboys always wore Stetsons? Think again. In this episode, Aaron and Brett tackle some of America’s most persistent historical myths, such as:

  • George Washington’s Wooden Teeth: They weren’t wooden—but they were made of some shocking materials. (Spoiler: Hippo ivory!)
  • The Declaration of Independence’s Timeline: July 4th is just one piece of the puzzle.
  • Paul Revere’s Ride: Turns out, he didn’t scream “The British are coming!”
  • Salem Witch Trials: Misconceptions about burnings at the stake and what really happened.
  • Wild West Myths: Hollywood may have taken some liberties when it comes to cowboys and high-noon shootouts.

The Episode Beer: Deeth’s Tar

No episode of Are You Sh!#ting Me? would be complete without a standout beer to sip on. Aaron and Brett crack open Deeth’s Tar, a bourbon barrel-aged stout from Revolution Brewing in Chicago, Illinois.

With notes of chocolate, caramel, and bourbon, this smooth yet bold beer pairs perfectly with uncovering historical truths. At 14.8% ABV, it’s a serious sipper—ideal for cozy fall or winter nights (but let’s be honest, good beer is good beer any time of year).

Did You Know?

Here’s a taste of the wild trivia discussed in the episode:

  • George Washington wasn’t technically the first U.S. president. (Wait, what?!)
  • The idea of Christopher Columbus “discovering” America doesn’t hold up to scrutiny.
  • The legendary cowboy hat wasn’t actually worn by most Old West cowboys.
  • Hollywood exaggerated the infamous OK Corral gunfight—it lasted just 30 seconds and left three dead.

Join the Conversation

History is full of twists, turns, and embellishments—but we want to hear from you! Got a favorite historical myth or a fun fact you’ve uncovered? Share it with us on social media or drop it in the comments. We’ll feature the best ones in an upcoming episode.

Listen to U.S. History Myths now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favorite streaming platform.

Cheers to Myth-Busting!

Whether you’re here for the laughs, the facts, or the bourbon-barrel stout recommendations, this episode has something for everyone. Join Aaron and Brett on their mission to make history fun, surprising, and totally unfiltered.

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Cheers to setting the record straight and cracking open a good one!